We'll work up to it.

In virtually any advice piece written on anal, one commandment seems mandatory: "Use lube and go slowly". I'd like to apply that advice the way I approach the subject itself, for both my benefit in writing this and the comfort level of anyone out there reading this.
Butts are weird. They're kinda sexy, kinda gross. They harbor a lot of bacteria. But if approached correctly, they can be a great source of sexual pleasure for almost anyone.
For today, I'll just say this: I really like anal sex. It feels illicit and exciting in a way that nothing else does.

Now about my dildo toothbrush. A few weeks ago I bought a beautiful glass dildo. It's blue and clear and has a spiral rib to it. After the first time I used it and washed it (of course I washed it first), I noticed that the spaces in between the ribs were not getting clean. I always use hand soap and hot water to clean my toys, making sure to first take the motor parts out of toys that aren't waterproof, and then drying them with a clean towel. Anyway, I dug an old toothbrush out of the drawer and have since been using it to scrub my dildo after using it. The important thing is to make sure I don't confuse it with the one I use on my teeth!